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[gobrookeyourself]

"Hi there, this is Brooke. If you want to leave a message, you know what to do, otherwise hang up and stop wasting time for both of us. Thanks!" 

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[noboynextdoor.livejournal.com]

[From here.]

"You know, I thought I said this enough times to get through to you, but I guess not, so I'll try again. I know you like me, but I don't like you. It would be a lot more than a little gross if we did anything, so just...stop, okay?"