Voicemail

[gobrookeyourself]

"Hi there, this is Brooke. If you want to leave a message, you know what to do, otherwise hang up and stop wasting time for both of us. Thanks!" 

Comments

[future_sandworm]

"I just want to inform you that a dove down your pants would probably cause scratches and bites rather than burns. And possibly an infection."

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[gobrookeyourself]

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